Secret of a Good Life

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, snort a couple of lines of coke, get laid, and never exercise at all..."
 
 "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
 
 "Thirty-four," she replied.