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Secret of a Good Life

A doctor, on his morning walk, noticed an old woman (above) sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

Rattana | Published: 06/14/2010 08:58
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, snort a couple of lines of coke, get laid, and never exercise at all..."
 
 "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
 
 "Thirty-four," she replied.
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